LA Times: Life Altering Decisions

The attached story is about the thousands of excuses immigrants seeking asylum give to stay in this country. Some "stories" are sad, while others have you wondering why they got two minutes to speak.

For clarification I want to say this, if you're an illegal alien and you made the decision to come across our borders knowing you are breaking the law and you get arrested for another crime. You should be shrinked wrapped up to your head, have a mail label smacked on your forehead, placed into a parachute and dropped in the furthest part of the country from whence you came.

Story: http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-immigcourt28aug28,0,839465.story?page=1&coll=la-home-local