RF23 Interviews dog....(parody)

The following parody was in response to another blog, where the issue of the duane "racist dog" chapman came up and shaun hannity's weak ass interview...

I don't get that either...why the softball questions to an obvious racists and let's not forget that he's a criminal. Hannity should be embarrassed and ashamed of himself. I think "dog" should be a guest on the Fanz Magic Hour...here's the interview:

Audience Clapping...

Me: awww, you're too much, sit down, sit down, we. we. have a controversial guest on tonight's show and he's made headlines lately for some truly dumbazz rant he went on....Well, let's get this over with....Everyone Duane Chapman...dog!!

dog comes out

Me: Now you're tamed aren't you? I won't need mace or anything...

dog: nah, I'm cool..

Me: Well, the jury is still out on that. What you said wasn't cool and either is all that native american feathers on you...you trying to be "*Billy Jack"?

dog: wow, I haven't heard that name in a long time...you sure you're 39?

Me: Let me ask the questions...SIT!

dog sits

Me: good dog...

dog: Is this mine? (pointing to a cup on the desk)

Me: Hell no! your bowl is near the exit and if you gotta go Numbers one and two, we have a dog pads nears the exit...but let's talk about why you're here.. You were taped going on this racial rant about a girl, one of your sons was dating and she happened to be black...

dog: Yeah and I'm not proud of it and I apologized to Al Sharpton for my remarks..

Me: Whoa, the girl your son was dating is named Al Sharpton?

dog: No, obviously not...

Me: You said you apologized to Al Sharpton? Why?

dog: Well isn't he your leader?

Me: excuse me and didn't I say I'll ask the questions..

dog: sorry..

Me: I know...I I I um I'm not going to ask you what you were thinking, cause it's obvious you weren't....Are you racists?

dog: No, I'm not, I made a mistake and I regret what I said...

Me: How come you're not racists?

dog: huh?

Me: How come you're not racists?

dog: well, for all the work I've done in my community?

Me: as a bounty hunter?

dog: well yeah, who else is gonna get all those black guys...

Me: Excuse me, did you say all those black guys?

dog: huh, what? no!!

Me: You did, let's review the tape...

replays dog's all those black guys statement...

Me: What do you mean, are you saying all black guys are criminals..

dog: Well no, it's just that, it's just that..

Me: It's just what! bark it out! and why do you call yourself, dog..

dog: why do you black people, most noteably thugs call themselves dogs..and by the way, you people use the n-word more than I did on that tape...

Me: Mutha(bleep!) what?! what?! mutha(bleep!) you got caught saying it and you're true pinkish skin tone got caught! and another thing, you're an ex con aren't you?

dog: Yeah, so what, man!! what does that have to do with anything?

Me: You were in prison, right?

dog: Yeah, like you?

Me: excuse me! I've never been convicted of anything, what about you!? man you lucky we on television, you'ze about to get busted on...

dog: Ay! see (gestering to audience) look at that, he stopped talking proper english, he's mad...look!

Me: Man get your azz off my stage....before I do what the pound does to all mad dogs...

dog: Is that a threat?

Me: Nah, it's a promise! get you and that big thing you brought in here, you call a wife and bounce...see you on television...Oh! You ain't go no show!!! We'll be right back after this Uncle Ben's commercial and guess what Jesse's saying....we'd bee righhh bax....

*Billy Jack - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Jack
A 1971 movie...