RF23 - Crip Walk and Hair?

RF23- Crip Walk and Hair..

Last week and this weekend was a good weekend for the United States in London.  It was like, the United States returned the favor to the brits for the Revolutionary War and the Beatles and invaded England.  That’s right it’s the late Monday sports edition of my sports report so lets get at it:

Gabby Douglas:  First, congratulations to Ms. Gabby Douglas for her winning two gold medals in womens gymnastics last week.  With that, you would think that the joy of winning a gold medal at the young age of 16, with possibly more on her horizon in future Olympics, but it wasn’t.  As soon as she won gold in the individuals in gymnastics, blogs, tweets and facebook posts lit up about her..

Hair!

Apparently a certain portion of our community disregarded that the Douglas became the first young lady of color, black, to win individuals, since its inception.  It didn’t matter to the  ignant few, which on other occasions, I would be proud that the fact that Douglas is black wouldn’t be an issue, but I imagine, I’ll be good and dead when and if that’s a non-issue.   Really folks, hair?

Serena Oh Serena:  After using Maria Sharapova as a lawn mower and straight chucking her to the side, Williams finally gave a shout out to all her peeps in the C P T, and hit them with a crip walk after her beat down of Sharapova.  I’m going to surprise ya’ll and say so what!  That’s right, so what, it’s only a dance and I see nothing wrong with it.  Ay Serena, text Tiger and show him how to do it, so when he passes Jack, we’ll have something to talk about.

Greatest Olympian:  On the sports radio wave, the debate was, who is the greatest Olympian between Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps?  And since we’re talking sports radio and their overwhelming demographic of White Americans, you should have figured where the sentiment went.  Look, if the argument is because Phelps is American, okay, I get it, but you can’t just put Bolt in the freezer and use him as a side note.  This dude, is the fastest man on the freakin’ earth! He is the second thing or person you can’t mess with.  Can you imagine, some idiot pick pocketing this cat and trying to run from him?

Please! I’m going with Bolt, hell even his last name is cool.

NFL:  Sniff, Sniff, can you smell it?  Yeah, boy!! It be coming around the corner, when it comes, it be coming around the corner when it comes and it’s the NFL season.  The Hall of Fame game returned after being skipped last year and if you’re Cardinal fan you might be a little worried.  I know it’s the first preseason game and all, but dude did not look good.  And I know I can’t put him in the same sentence as Drew Brees, but damn Brees missed all the off season workouts and he still dealed on Sunday.  Two words for the Cardinals.

Waiver Wire (Yeah, Biden, it’s two words)

Oh No. T.O.: What are the Seahawks thinking?  If they want to fire Carroll, just do it, don’t put dynamite in the locker room and put him out like that. If you haven’t heard, the Seahawks are looking to sign Terrell Owens.  I guess to counter the 49ers signing of Randy Moss.  Either way, Seattle use him for the season, don’t get sucked in by the good season and numbers.  Run ‘em as soon as your regular season is over.

Oh When The Saints, Ain’t All Marchin In:  I saved this for last and hopefully, I’ll be able to convey my points to step on all the toes of Saints fan.   I’m tired of your quarterback.  I think he’s disingenuous and if I hadn’t said it..a liar.

How hard up is the league to place someone in the limelight as the be all; tell all, of the league.  Yeah, he got his ring and it was a big bo-zak to the Chargers, but folks he only won, one damn time! and he did spend some unappreciated years with the Chargers and got escorted out when his wing got turned every which ah way on the last game of the season.  But folks, he’s only important to Saints fan, by now everyone who is not a Saints fan is tired of looking and hearing about him.  It’s time like these, I miss the overdosing of Peyton Manning commercials.  Where’s Tim Tebow?

More Saints:  ESPN is trying to break news that the NFL may look to reduce the suspension of Jonathan Vilma from the whole season to only eight games.  Bullshit! After suspending damn near everyone, but Hurricane Katrina, the league is going to turn tail and reduce Vilma’s for his alleged role in “Play to Injure” aka Bounty Gate.  I don’t believe it! And ESPN needs they ass beat for planting that mess, it doesn’t make sense and quite frankly, Vilma may have something.  He’s suing the league for defamation of character and with other lawsuits being lobbed at the league, this is one thing they don’t need or ef around and lose.  Did I mention the case is venued in New Orleans?  And speaking of lawsuits, why in the hell is Johnnie Morton’s ass suing?  Dude had the nerve to sue the NFL for concussions, really, Johnnie?  Because I’m guessing you should be suing Mixed Martial Arts for this devastating knockout .

Anyway enough fun and games, lets continue.

Last week I hit Raider fan with a good question of who they rather see start as quarterback.  Good friends answered Palmer.  I reasoned, that since the Raiders are brand new in the front office, wouldn’t it make since to start Terrell Pryor ?  Anyway, who am I to tell Raider fan, about a damn quarterback, while my beloved Dallas Cowboys are being not lead by Tony Romo, but every year so far I don the Dallas Cowboys cap and get my cheer on. 

NBA:  Hey Laker fan, what number is Dwight Howard going to wear?  Tahee!

MLB: I’m not talking baseball until the Angels and Dodgers are in first place and giving me and real So. Cal fans, our damn freeway series!  Who wit me?!