RF23- Crip Walk and Hair..
Last week and this weekend was a good weekend for
the United States in London. It was
like, the United States returned the favor to the brits for the Revolutionary
War and the Beatles and invaded England.
That’s right it’s the late Monday sports edition of my sports report so
lets get at it:
Gabby Douglas:
First, congratulations to Ms. Gabby Douglas for her winning two gold
medals in womens gymnastics last week.
With that, you would think that the joy of winning a gold medal at the
young age of 16, with possibly more on her horizon in future Olympics, but it
wasn’t. As soon as she won gold in the
individuals in gymnastics, blogs, tweets and facebook posts lit up about her..
Hair!
Apparently a certain portion of our community
disregarded that the Douglas became the first young lady of color, black, to
win individuals, since its inception. It
didn’t matter to the ignant few, which
on other occasions, I would be proud that the fact that Douglas is black wouldn’t
be an issue, but I imagine, I’ll be good and dead when and if that’s a non-issue. Really folks, hair?
Serena Oh Serena:
After using Maria Sharapova as a lawn mower and straight chucking her to
the side, Williams finally gave a shout out to all her peeps in the C P T, and
hit them with a crip walk after her beat down of Sharapova. I’m going to surprise ya’ll and say so
what! That’s right, so what, it’s only a
dance and I see nothing wrong with it.
Ay Serena, text Tiger and show him how to do it, so when he passes Jack,
we’ll have something to talk about.
Greatest Olympian:
On the sports radio wave, the debate was, who is the greatest Olympian between
Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps? And since
we’re talking sports radio and their overwhelming demographic of White
Americans, you should have figured where the sentiment went. Look, if the argument is because Phelps is
American, okay, I get it, but you can’t just put Bolt in the freezer and use
him as a side note. This dude, is the
fastest man on the freakin’ earth! He is the second thing or person you can’t
mess with. Can you imagine, some idiot pick
pocketing this cat and trying to run from him?
Please! I’m going with Bolt, hell even his last name
is cool.
NFL: Sniff,
Sniff, can you smell it? Yeah, boy!! It be
coming around the corner, when it comes, it be coming around the corner when it
comes and it’s the NFL season. The Hall
of Fame game returned after being skipped last year and if you’re Cardinal fan
you might be a little worried. I know it’s
the first preseason game and all, but dude did not look good. And I know I can’t put him in the same sentence
as Drew Brees, but damn Brees missed all the off season workouts and he still
dealed on Sunday. Two words for the
Cardinals.
Waiver Wire (Yeah, Biden, it’s two words)
Oh No. T.O.: What are the Seahawks thinking? If they want to fire Carroll, just do it, don’t
put dynamite in the locker room and put him out like that. If you haven’t
heard, the Seahawks are looking to sign Terrell Owens. I guess to counter the 49ers signing of Randy
Moss. Either way, Seattle use him for
the season, don’t get sucked in by the good season and numbers. Run ‘em as soon as your regular season is
over.
Oh When The Saints, Ain’t All Marchin In: I saved this for last and hopefully, I’ll be
able to convey my points to step on all the toes of Saints fan. I’m tired of your quarterback. I think he’s disingenuous and if I hadn’t
said it..a liar.
How hard up is the league to place someone in the
limelight as the be all; tell all, of the league. Yeah, he got his ring and it was a big bo-zak
to the Chargers, but folks he only won, one damn time! and he did spend some
unappreciated years with the Chargers and got escorted out when his wing got
turned every which ah way on the last game of the season. But folks, he’s only important to Saints fan,
by now everyone who is not a Saints fan is tired of looking and hearing about
him. It’s time like these, I miss the
overdosing of Peyton Manning commercials.
Where’s Tim Tebow?
More Saints:
ESPN is trying to break news that the NFL may look to reduce the
suspension of Jonathan Vilma from the whole season to only eight games. Bullshit! After suspending damn near
everyone, but Hurricane Katrina, the league is going to turn tail and reduce
Vilma’s for his alleged role in “Play to Injure” aka Bounty Gate. I don’t believe it! And ESPN needs they ass
beat for planting that mess, it doesn’t make sense and quite frankly, Vilma may
have something. He’s suing the league
for defamation of character and with other lawsuits being lobbed at the league,
this is one thing they don’t need or ef around and lose. Did I mention the case is venued in New
Orleans? And speaking of lawsuits, why
in the hell is Johnnie Morton’s ass suing?
Dude had the nerve to sue the NFL for concussions, really, Johnnie? Because I’m guessing you should be suing
Mixed Martial Arts for this devastating
knockout .
Anyway enough fun and games, lets continue.
Last week I hit Raider fan with a good question of
who they rather see start as quarterback.
Good friends answered Palmer. I
reasoned, that since the Raiders are brand new in the front office, wouldn’t it
make since to start Terrell
Pryor ? Anyway, who am I to tell
Raider fan, about a damn quarterback, while my beloved Dallas Cowboys are being
not lead by Tony Romo, but every year so far I don the Dallas Cowboys cap and
get my cheer on.
NBA: Hey
Laker fan, what number is Dwight Howard going to wear? Tahee!
MLB: I’m not talking baseball until the Angels and
Dodgers are in first place and giving me and real So. Cal fans, our damn
freeway series! Who wit me?!